Wednesday, March 30, 2011

......................O.O...................JEEZ....................

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!!!

O.O...............


...................Wow...



Um.....................


Damn....................


He should be illiegal.....................

So, how's about I got totally distracted from what this post was originally supposed to be when I Googled "Jonas Brothers" in hopes of reading something about potential new music, and THIS

popped up in the Images section. Can you say heart attack? I couldn't. I was too busy staring. Since WHEN did Joe Jonas turn into Hottie McHotpants? Admittedly, I haven't seen him since I watched Camp Rock 2 three months ago, but I usually live under a rock. How come no one told me he was dating Ashley Greene? Not that I knew who she was till three seconds ago... and now I know she was in Twilight. This explains some of my cluelessness; when I finally watched Twilight (after deciding that if I'm going to knock something, I might as well know what I'm knocking) it was a blurry mess one some random site in the middle of the night.

WHICH IS ALL BESIDES THE POINT!!! Last I heard, Joe and Demi had just broken up, for some mysterious reason. But I don't WANT to talk about his (ex)girlfriends!!! I want to talk about THIS
STUDMUFFIN.

I've never had a reason to use that word before, but I think the above pictures give me enough reason. Jeez......

And it's not even his inherent hotness that has me (and girls worldwide) swooning, because there are a lot of hot guys I simply won't give the time of day. But I think he's got a really sweet heart, a real heart, kind of like a hot brownie with a flaky crust but a soft gooey middle, the absolute combination of deliciousness.....

I've just discovered that Joe Jonas (as pictured above) and brownies make for a dangerous thought combination. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!!!

But more to the point, I simply can't resist a guy with stubble. Or a five o'clock shadow, whatever you want to call it. 

I just hope that the next time I crawl out from under my rock, he's not thirty and married or something....